Too Much Coffee

While on my regular journey home I had to stop off for a splash and dash at the nearest public latrine. Unfortunately there wasn't one. So to the pub it was. Dash into the bog and finished what nature told me to do. As I turned to leave I thought I'd better grab some tissue to blow my nose only to face one of the most terrible things I have ever seen. A fully pebble dashed toilet. The smell. The dashing. At least there was some evidence that the poor soul had tried cleaning it up but no way man! Bad. Very bad!