Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Rats!

I'm a fan of science mags and I regularly buy Focus magazine. An interesting article about rats in the urban environment caught my attention. One part in particular worried me slightly. It seems as though these critters can evolve at an amazing rate. A small colony of rats finding home in an industrial freezer over some generations had adapted to their environment in creatures with longer hair and shorter tails. All in the space of a few decades as opposed to millions of years of evolution for us human beings. Incredible. Are we seeing a step up in the takeover the dominant species, humans? Perhaps by our own making are we promoting these vermin into a super species that in thousands of years may evolve into a human like physiology but with big teeth?

The current evidence is that these animals can tolerate high levels of toxic chemicals associated with rat poison. As mentioned before, they adapt extremely quickly and thanks to our love of McDonalds and other fast foods discarded by drunken revellers, fatten them up and make them stronger. Its is a heavy protein diet that makes them this way. Interestingly with the chemicals we currently ingest with this kind of crap, surely their fate is sealed in much the same way is ours. A population of overweight lardy arses?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

close, 2darts, but no cigar

the creatures who will take over the world are not rats but ...

squirrels!

okay, they're rats with bushey tails - but i felt it must be said

they have now set up permanent residence in my loft - last night I discovered that they had chewed through a nylon bag + zip and then destroyed a lens box containing a 2X converter!! and (like a calling card left by a classy villain) deposited a monkey nut in the bag next to the evidence

is it me, or are squirrels making fools of us all?

PS. Fog allowing, I'm off to the folks tomorrow am. hope you have a good crimbo etc

prob see you in a week or so

guin

2Darts said...

Drop me a line when you get back mate. We'll go squirrel huntin.

I shall do some research on the comparative cunningness of those pests too for a showdown.

Safe journey Guin.