Monday, July 30, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
- The Fox
- Romeo Tony
- Sambuca Girl aka The Babe aka Maggie
- Mr Magners
- Darsh Vader
- The Boy (his own contribution)
- The Leaf
- The Mother
- The Dom-inator
- Fire Fly aka Scoobz
- Smoke and Mirrors
- Hub Cap
- Freezer Frost
- The Bull
I'll think of some more later.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Then I saw the pictures and film footage of flooding in parts of the country. People have lost their lives. People starving, and people believe it or not are thirsty. All that water and not a drop to drink.
One thing I will say to those Chavvy kids with their Pitbulls letting them crap on pavements and peoples lawns. That'll teach you to think twice about doing that again. Think about every time you've seen a dog, cat, fox, squirrel or person, piss or shit on the pavement or shop enterance or lawn and then think about the fact that the stuff never goes away. Then think about having to wade in knee height water.......hopefully without any cuts or grazes.
The entire public transport system grinds to a halt, people stranded for days in areas they would rather not be without warmth, food or water. Property destroyed. We seem so protected from natural disasters that affect other parts of the world. Its only when it comes/floats to our doorstep that we finally understand what other people have felt.
Is the recent flooding a consequence of mankind? You betcha!
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Drink or drugs or both at the same time can make a person feel content. Running for twenty miles may do it for someone else. What ever the resolve, it works. I've been wondering what truly makes someone happy. Is it the company they keep? The copious amounts of stimulants? What is it? And why sometimes does it feel like a temporary fix? I think everyone has a desire to attain this nirvana. Not the temporary bit but the permanent bit.
I don't think that life ever delivers exactly what we want or desire on a permanent basis. Usually through our own imperfections I think that sometimes we desire for those cosy, nice things to be just temporary. Is that more of a reflection of a desire to live our lives more in a society so regimental and strict that occasionally its okay to fuck things up once in a while just so that it challenges our characters?
When wars don't happen, we want war. When its the other way around there is nothing more desirable than peace. Is it human nature to have these little wars? Or big ones? Sounds like sometimes its a desire to feel noticed. Or loved in a twisted way.
Even the most comfortable position that we can be in sometimes falters a little. Maybe to fuck up is to improve. With every iteration of cocking something is only for a desire to be better than we are.
2Darts not on drugs but just thinking very deeply about things. Oh and a crap week.
Friday, July 06, 2007
President Musharraf, presidental plane was shot at by an anti-aircraft gun as it took off from a Pakistani airport.
A journalist interviews a local resident in Pakistan asking him about the gun shots. The man replies,
"I heard the gun shots and at first I thought is was a wedding......then I realised it was a terrorist attack!"
Clearly anti-aircraft guns are all the rage at pakistani weddings!
Can a person have more than one religion to follow? Here are some interesting cominbations:
- Mormon and Paganism
- Jainism and Taoism
- Rastafari and Hinduism
- Islam and Judaism
- Baha'i and Sikhism
- Christianity and Santeria
Your wondering why I've paired them up. To add a little controversy. There's clearly one that screams controversy. Or does it?
Many of the faiths believe in a higher being. So there's a common theme. Theoretically, both religions should happily co-exist. So in their purest form and to follow what those religions dictate to the letter and without interpretation would mean we would all live in peace and harmony. Not so fast.
Its the manipulation of religion that makes a point of segregation. Our wonderful land is a testiment to all followers of all religions who don't do the "my religion is better than your religion" trick. We all live happily ever after. Its those who choose to play that game that ruin the party.
Personally, I think that if I join every single faith, then I should be okay with everyone. Where do I sign?
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Monday, July 02, 2007
The most irritating thing about it all is the fact that as the poor lady protests (I'm 100 percent behind her), her wimpy anchor man not only takes the piss but sounds so condescending I'm totally suprised that she didn't slap in the face. Oh and to top it off, he has to cheek to mention that her Dad thought she was a mouse and this was her way of proving the opposite! Go get some balls man and back up your team mate!
The thing that makes it all the more ridiculous is they were adament on showing the Paris Hilton clip when the following news was of a more important nature...Watch the YouTube clip and see for yourself.
The only other really good thing about mentioning Paris Hilton is that I might get a slightly above average readership, probably mostly from spotty teenage geeks or fathers in mid-life crisis though.