Singledom, Boredom and Porn.

A couple of things happen when a bloke becomes single.

a) When you were part of a couple, suddenly you'd attract more of the opposite sex than ever. When single however it seems to be completely the opposite.

b) When word gets around of this newly found status, others like yourself gravitate towards you. Or you to others. Doesn't matter, the effect is the same.

c) Of those that gravitate towards you, there is always one that has been single for longer than most for several clear reasons. Hygiene, letcherousness (if thats a real word) and porn. Its this kind of person that strikes the fear of god into the newly baptised batchelor. Looking at the poor creature one cannot help that this is what happens eventually. Very scary.

d) The offer of porn collections come thick and fast (no pun intended). Someone offered me a whole spindle of the stuff all on unlabelled CD's. Sad. Just incase you were wondering, I said no.

Personally, I prefer a life of Xbox, beer, xbox, beer, beer, reading, beer, big juicy steaks just the way I like it, beer, Tai Chi, long walks, beer. Ask me again in a few months time and replace beer for porn. Months you might question. Indeed, I have so many things to do. I simply be far too busy for that sort of thing.......:-)