Monday, November 20, 2006

The Cheese Theory

Cheese Theory. Most people have probably heard of this one.

"If you eat cheese before bed time, you'lll have nightmares."

Nightmares for one are really only for kids. Most adults rarely experience night time terrors.....unless they've taken about five tabs of acid and a field of mushrooms. So with a small glass of vino to aid digestion I ingested a largish portion of strong matured cheddar at about midnight. And promptly dozed off. I woke up this morning after some of the weirdest dreams I have had in quiet sometime.

I did some research on the net to find out if any other persons had wrote in with similar feedback and curiously some did. So I looked for an explanation and this time around it varied from the break down of proteins to lactose intolerance to a lengthy digestive process. It kind of takes the fun out of it all when you read something that seems to be scientifically explained.

I actually think that scientists too have already discovered the meaning of life and its just that they don't want to upset all those religious lunatics around the world. Can you imagine just how many people would be willing to stick their head in the sand and pretend not to believe it. Imagine if it came down to a simple mathematical equation. I mean if they can explain why toast always falls buttered side down (check here for proof) then surely God should be a doddle!

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